Transcript for Wednesday, June 28, 2000
Brad: Activating the hologram disruptor.... NOW!
SFX: FZZzzzzthp (Sound of hologram's disrupted)
Random Crowd: GASP!
Brad: (Via PA, Frequency clipped and attenuated) New Sync Boys fans! Attention! The Boys are a fraud! You are now free! Free to lavish your affections on real people.
Schlock: Here it comes. Smooches galore.
Random Crowd: KILL THEM!
Schlock: Should I get more cologne?
Brad: Sure. But lets run and get it.